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Best Joke Of The Day:
Category: Aviation jokes
From a Southwest Airlines employee: "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this air... read more
The 5 Best Rated Jokes:
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Category: Cow jokes
Camper: Look at that bunch of cows.Farmer: Not bunch, herd.Camper: Heard what?Farmer: Of cows.Camper: Sure Ive heard of... read more
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Category: Ghost jokes
Why did the ghost work at Scotland Yard? He was the Chief In-Spectre.... read more
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Category: Knock Knock jokes
Knock KnockWhos there !Aardvark !Aardvark who ?Aardvark a million miles for one of your smiles !... read more
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Category: Money jokes
Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... read more
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Category: Cat jokes
Q: What do you call a cat who eats lemons? - A: A sourpuss!... read more
Newest Jokes:
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Category: Aviation jokes
The massive airliner sped along in cruising flight, autopilot engaged.
Relaxing in his seat, the Captain had just us... read more
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Category: Music jokes
Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A:Pokerface... read more
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Category: Sport jokes
What is the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa? Santa stops at 3 Ho's!... read more
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Category: Children jokes
Little Johnnie advises his friends to always be polite and share, and never pick your nose unless there's enough to go a... read more
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Category: History jokes
what would the Boston Tea Party have been called if it happened in January?
-The Boston ICED Tea Party... read more
