| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Father: Why did you put a toad in your sisters bed? Son: I couldnt find a spider.... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When does a bed grow longer?At night, because two feet are added to it.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why do you go to bed?Because the bed will not come to you.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why shouldnt you believe a person in bed?Because he is lying.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| When Mr Maxwells wife left him, he couldnt sleep. Why was that? She had taken the bed.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Why did the composer spend all his time in bed? He wrote sheet music.... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| Who stole the sheets from the bed? Bed buglars.... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| How do you know when there is an elephant under your bed ?When your nose touches the ceiling !... more
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