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Date Added:	06/01/2010
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Joke:	A man goes up to an ice cream parlour and says "I would like a tub of vanilla one tub of strawberry and one chocolate" The parlour man says "Sorry we out of chocolate" So the man says "Ok. I'll re-order. I'll have half a tub of all three!" The palour man repeats "We are all out of chocolate!" "Fine," he replies. "Then I'll take a sundae with the three flavours" The seller gets fed up and says "How do u spell ill in vanilla?" The man replies "I-L-L" Then he asks "How do u spell straw in strawberry?" "S-T-R-A-W" he replies Then he goes "How do u spell fuck in chocolate?" Then the man says "There ain't no fuck in chocolate!" "EXACTLY!!" the palour man says "So get the HELL outta here!!!"

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