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| Girlfriend: Will you love me when Im old and fat and ugly?Boyfriend: Of course I do !... more
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| A woman went to a sweet store to buy some sweets. The boy behind the counter said "Gosh, your ugly arent you?, Ive never... more
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| Last night I dreamt I was dancing with the most beautiful girl in the worldWhat was I wearing ?... more
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| 4. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Did you hear about the girl monster who wasnt pretty and wasnt ugly ?She was pretty ugly... more
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| 5. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| Dont look out of the window, Betty, people will think its Halloween.... more
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| 6. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A witch went into a beauty parlor and asked the assistant how much it would cost to make her look like a film star. "Not... more
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| 7. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| My boyfriend thinks Im beautifulWell they do say that love is blind !... more
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| 8. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| A little boy came running into the kitchen. Dad, dad he said, theres a monster at the door with a really ugly faceTell h... more
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| 9. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| I cant understand why people say my girlfriends legs look like matchsticks. They do look like sticks - but they certainl... more
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| 10. | Category: Beauty jokes  |
| First girl: I spend hours in front of the mirror admiring my beauty. Do you think thats vanity? Second girl: No, its ima... more
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