| 1. | Category: Bed jokes  |
| I was once in a play called Breakfast In Bed. Did you have a big role?No, just toast and marmalade.... more
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| 2. | Category: Bed jokes |
| tow friend speak each other
first friend say:
you know , i like sex in rainy day?
second friend say:
dont worry abou... more
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| 3. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why does your brother wear a life jacket in bed?Because he sleeps on a waterbed !... more
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| 4. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why did the bed spread?Because it saw the pillow slip.... more
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| 5. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a snake in your bed? Sleep in the wardrobe.... more
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| 6. | Category: Bed jokes |
| What should you do if you find a 500-pound dog asleep on your bed?Sleep on the sofa.... more
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| 7. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Why are rivers lazy?Because they never get off their beds.... more
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| 8. | Category: Bed jokes |
| A neighbour bumped into Jenny playing outside her house after dark. Hello, Jenny, said the neighbour. Isnt it time for l... more
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| 9. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Knock KnockWhos there !Bed !Bed who ?Bed you cant guess who I am!... more
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| 10. | Category: Bed jokes |
| Id like to buy a bed, please. Certainly, madam. Spring mattress?Oh, no! I want to be able to use it all year.... more
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