| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why were you speeding?Motorist: I wasnt going to miss seeing myself on "Americas Most Wanted."... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| While driving along the back roads of a small town, two truckers came to an overpass with a sign that read CLEARANCE 113... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Q: When driving through fog, what should you use?A: Your car.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why are you driving on the sidewalk?Motorist: Its too dangerous on the street.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man is driving along in the Irish countryside, when he comes to a petrol station, since hes in need of petrol, the man... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| My sisters a really bad driver. What makes you say that? Every time she goes out in the car, Dad puts a glass panel in t... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What do you call a witch who drives really badly? A road hag.... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Teacher: "Who built the first American car?" Student: "Me Pilgrims." Teacher: "The Pilgrims?" Student: "Yeah, they made... more
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