| 1. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Didnt you see the signs with the speed limit?Driver: I thought they were just suggestions.... more
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| 2. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many peo... more
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| 3. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was in court charged with parking his car in a restricted area. The judge asked if he had anything to say in his d... more
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| 4. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| How did the woman feel when she got run over by a car? Tired.... more
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| 5. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| What is an autograph? A chart which shows car sales.... more
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| 6. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why have you parked your bus here?Bus Driver: The sign says "Bus Stop."... more
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| 7. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why didnt you obey that stop sign?Driver: I dont believe everything I read.... more
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| 8. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| A man was fed up of having his car broken into and having his radio stolen he decided he would remove it when he parked... more
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| 9. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Policeman: Why did you crash into that stop sign?Motorist: I was only following orders.... more
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| 10. | Category: Car and train jokes  |
| Five Englishmen in an Audi Quattro arrive at the Italian border.The Italian customer agent stops them and tells them: "I... more
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