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| Why did the cat join the Red Cross ?Because she wanted to be a first-aid kit !... more
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| 2. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Little Tim was in the garden filling in a hole when his neighbor peered over the fence. Interested in what the cheeky-fa... more
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| 3. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?She had mittens !... more
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| 4. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| "Doctor," said the patient, "I need help! I cant stop acting like a cat!""How long have you had this problem?" the docto... more
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| 5. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: What do you call a cat when he first wakes up with the alarm clock? - A: Catsup!... more
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| 6. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| When is it unlucky to see a black cat ?When your a mouse !... more
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| 7. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Why is a crazy marmalade cat like a biscuit ?They are both ginger nuts !... more
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| 8. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| How do you know that cats are sensitive creatures?They never cry over spilt milk !... more
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| 9. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| What do you call a cat that has just eaten a whole duck ?A duck filled fatty puss !... more
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| 10. | Category: Cat jokes  |
| Q: Why do cats like to hear other cats make noise? - A: Its meow-sic to their ears!... more
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