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| Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs?Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.... more
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| 2. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| What is the difference between a thief and a church bell?One steals from the people, the other peals, from the steeple.... more
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| 3. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why do pens get sent to prison ? To do long sentences !... more
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| 4. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Did you hear about the burglar who fell in the cement mixer? Now hes a hardened criminal.... more
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| 5. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Its a pity youve gone on hunger strike, said the convicts girlfriend on visiting day. Why ? Ive put a file in your cake.... more
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| 6. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "Theres a burglar downstairs eating the cake that I made this morni... more
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| 7. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| A police officer was escorting a prisoner to jail when his hat blew off. "Shall I run and get it for you?" asked the pri... more
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| 8. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Whats another word for a murderer who kills old ladies? A Killergran.... more
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| 9. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?Because it needs bailing out.... more
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| 10. | Category: Criminal jokes |
| Who was the worlds greatest thief ?Atlas, because he held up the whole world !... more
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