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| A man was sitting in the electric chair. The executioner said, "Look, Im sorry but Im going to have to throw the switch... more
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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs. It takes all the strength he has left but he... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| What kind of ghosts haunt operating theatres? Surgical spirits.... more
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| There was a great loss today in the entertainment world. The man who wrote the song "Hokey Pokey" died. What was really... more
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| First ghoul: You dont look too well today. Second ghoul: No, Im dead on my feet.... more
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| What do you find in a zombies veins? Dead blood corpuscles.... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| If a man was born in England, raised in America and died in Spain, what does that make him? Dead.... more
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