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| My brothers a professional boxer. Heavyweight ?No, featherweight. He tickles his opponents to death !... more
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| Vampire 1: "I once went so long without fresh blood that I nearly died." Vampire 2: "How awful!" Vampire 1: "Yes. Fortun... more
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| Doctor, doctor, I feel dead from the waist down. Ill arrange for you to be halfburied.... more
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| A woman goes into a funeral home to make arrangements for herhusbands funeral. She tells the director that she wants her... more
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| Why did the cowboy die with his boots on ?Because he didnt want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket !... more
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| Whats a zombies favorite pop song? Dead sails in the sunset.... more
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| Did you hear someone has invented a coffin that just covers the head?Its for people like you whore dead from the neck up... more
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| How do you make a Venetian blind?Poke him in the eye... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Did you hear about the do-it-yourself funeral? They just loosen the earth and you sink down by yourself.... more
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