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| Why was the skunk arrested for counterfeiting?Because he gave out bad scents (cents).... more
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| Martin ended a letter to his dad with this question, Is Washingtons picture still on the dollar bill?His Father wrote ba... more
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| Can I borrow that book of yours How To Become A Millionaire? Sure. Here you are. Thanks - but half the pages are missing... more
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| If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut?Because silence is golden.... more
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| Who dropped a wad of notes with an elastic band round them? I did! Well, heres the elastic band.... more
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| If George Washington were alive today, why couldnt he throw a silver dollar across the Potomac?Because a dollar doesnt g... more
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| Little Johnny was crying one day, and his dad asked him why. Ive lost five cents, sobbed Johnny.Dont worry, said his dad... more
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| Fred collected lots of money from trick-or-treating and he went to the candy store to buy some chocolate. "You should gi... more
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| After years of scrimping and saving, a husband told his wife the good news: "Honey, weve finally got enough money to buy... more
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| If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ?Someone elses coat.... more
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