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| Judge: You stated that the stairs went down to the basement, is that correct?A: Yes.Judge: And these same stairs, did th... more
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| Jury: Twelve men and women trying to decide which party has the best lawyer.Justice: A decision in your favor.... more
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| Judge: All your responses to the questions must be oral. Do you understand?A: YesJudge: What school did you attend in th... more
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| When asked for her occupation, a woman charged with a traffic violation saidshe was a schoolteacher. The judge rose from... more
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| Judge: What is your relationship with the plaintiff?A: She is my daughter.Judge: Was she your daughter on February 13, 1... more
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| Judge: "Is it true that you owe your neighbor a thousand dollars?"Defendant: "Yes, its true."Judge: "Then, why dont you... more
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| A red-faced judge convened court after a long lunch. The first case involved a man charged with drunk driving who claime... more
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| Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I dont want to be away from my job that l... more
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| Judge: Your first marriage was terminated by death?A: Yes, by death.Judge: And by whose death was it terminated?... more
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| The defendant stood up in the dock and said to the judge, "I dont recognize this court!""Why?" asked the Judge."Because... more
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