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| How many Dependent P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?None, hes still clinging to the old lightbulb.... more
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| Doctor ! Doctor ! I think Im going crazy. I have a carrot growing out of my ear.Amazing ! so you have. How could that ha... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Two psychiatrists were walking down a hall.One turned to the other and said, "Hello."The other one thought, "I wonder wh... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? "Why does the light bulb necessarily have to change?"... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychiatrists does it take to change a light bulb? One, but he must consult the DSM-IV.... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, I have a ringing in my ears.Dont answer!... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A psychologist returned from a confrence in Aspen lodge, where all the psychologists were permited to ski for free. Her... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Borderline P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. To threaten suicide if you dont change it for him/... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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