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| A psychologist is at a party talking with a small group of people, when a man comes up behind him and taps him on the sh... more
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| A woman entered a psychiatrists consulting room leadind a kangaroo."Im worried about my husband, doctor, " she said. "He... more
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| 3. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many Obsessive-Compulsive P.D. does to take to change a lightbulb?Just one. But he has to check it 100 times, one fo... more
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| 4. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Doctor, doctor, people keep telling me Im ugly!Lay on the couch, face down.... more
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| 5. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| After hearing that one of the patients in a mental hospital had saved another from a suicide attempt by pulling him out... more
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| 6. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| A guy goes in to see a psychologist. He says, "It seems I cant make any friends. Can you help me, you fat slob?"... more
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| 7. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| How many psychoanalysts does it take to change a light bulb?"How many do you think it takes?"... more
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| 8. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Did you hear about the auto mechanic who went to a psychiatrist and insisted on laying under the couch?... more
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| 9. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| Patient: Doctor, you must help me. Im under such a lot of stress, I keep losing my temper with people.Doctor: Tell me ab... more
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| 10. | Category: Mental health jokes  |
| When they arrived at the therapists office, the therapist jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What see... more
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