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| What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankensteins monster?HERE LIES FRANKENSTEINS MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.... more
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| Girl Monster 1: "I hear youve met the perfect guy." Girl Monster 2: "Oh yes, hes a bad dream come true!"... more
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| On her annual visit to another planet, an old lady turns to the cabin steward and says. "I hope this spaceship doesnt tr... more
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| What do you get if a huge hairy monster steps on Batman and Robin ?Flatman and Ribbon !... more
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| Why did Frankenstein squeeze his girlfriend to death? He had a crush on her.... more
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| Whats big and ugly and drinks out of the wrong side of the glass?A monster trying to get rid of hiccups.... more
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| On which day do monsters eat people? Chewsday.... more
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| What is a monsters favourite drink?Demonade.... more
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| The monster spent a fortune on deodorants before he found out that people didnt like him anyway.... more
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| Did you hear about the monster who went to a holiday camp? He won the ugly mug and knobbly knees competition and he wasn... more
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