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| Q: How many screenwriters to make "Titanic" a good movie? A: One more than they had.... more
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| The producer of a low budget film is trying to convince the newly hired director of the quality of the work by telling h... more
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| Denied membership in an exclusive country club because he was an actor, biblical epic star Victor Mature is reported to... more
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| 4. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Q: How many DPs does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Just one, if hes got a good crew to do it.... more
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| Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin... more
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| Why cant anyone stay angry long with an actress?Because she always makes up.... more
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| 7. | Category: Movie and TV jokes |
| Why do actors like snooker halls?Because thats where they get their best cues.... more
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| Fred: I met a really conceited actor the other day.Harry: Why do you say hes conceited?Fred: Well, every time there was... more
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| Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb?A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they... more
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| Q: How many movie directors does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and... more
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