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| What do you get if you cross an apple with a shellfish? A crab apple !... more
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| The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more
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| The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray th... more
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| Once upon a time there were five apples Which was the cowboy? None - because they were all redskins.... more
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| Why did the farmer hang raincoats all over his orchard?Someone told him he should get an apple Mac... more
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| A Pittsburgh steel worker was driving through northern Californias apple country. He stopped at an orchard and asked the... more
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| What do you get if you cross a jogger with an apple pie ?Puff pastry !... more
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| If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more
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| What did the apple say to the apple pie?"Youve got some crust."... more
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| What kind of apple isnt an apple?A pineapple.... more
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